Joe Millionaire

by john on December 28, 2002

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Now back to our original program…

I guess this is old news but I just saw an ad for Joe Millionaire, FOX TV’s sequel to Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire? and I just about bust a gut.

As described in this MSNBC article, this time there is no question about the net worth of “Joe” – he’s no millionaire and they know it. And the viewers know it. But the women on the game think he is worth $50 million and they will go on thinking that until the winner is chosen and she has accepted the proposal.

Then the truth will be told and we get to see if the “winner” still wants her man.

This has a Jenny Jones Fiasco written all over it. Hopefully all that happens is the woman is humiliated in front of 20,000,000 people and that is that.

But I suppose by the time she gets that far it is too late.


john January 23, 2003 at 5:27 am

Well this is pretty funny but for some reason I am now the #2 hit on Google for people searching for “joe millionaire winner”

Hornet January 27, 2003 at 9:00 pm

Thats funny John, but congrats, you are the #1 hit on google [says the hornet, guilty of the same search]

Julie January 31, 2003 at 12:04 am

Zora’s going to win

Jim January 31, 2003 at 9:58 am

NY Post interviewed a couple of the losers 2 weeks ago. Zora was one of them.

JIm January 31, 2003 at 10:02 am
Mike February 2, 2003 at 2:03 am

The article does not specify that Zora is not the winner. There are offshore sportsbook websites which are taking bets on this so I am trying to find out who definitely won. Does anyone have information on this?

NIKKI February 3, 2003 at 9:40 pm


Brandon February 4, 2003 at 12:56 pm

I think Sara will win since she’s been putting out!

Michael February 4, 2003 at 2:00 pm

If “joe” has any real smarts, and it looks like he does, he’ll know that Zora has the most integrity as a woman. The others will do “anything” for $$.

Christine February 4, 2003 at 2:26 pm

Ah! I so wish I would’ve started a betting pool weeks ago…I had Zora picked out from the very first episode…and I’m positive she’s going to win! Anyone know what happens for real!?

chichi February 5, 2003 at 9:20 am

Zora won!!
I interviewed evan myself i work for extra… the interview will air next tuesday.

FishPondBubble07 February 5, 2003 at 9:11 pm
Truthisoutthere February 6, 2003 at 9:56 am

They’re all whores. Who else would go looking for a rich husband on TV?

Joe's Janes February 10, 2003 at 1:08 pm

Isn’t it even conceivable that Joe’s Janes are really Joes???

Paul February 12, 2003 at 12:48 am

Don’t tell anybody but Paul is really the one that has Joe’s heart!

DuRWooD February 12, 2003 at 3:26 pm

Evan is a fucking man whore, I know him and the show went foul. He does not get married.

DuRWooD February 12, 2003 at 3:28 pm


Pete February 13, 2003 at 2:36 pm

Joe’s not a name, its an idea. Fathers expect more out of a guy named Joe. Joe made impossible…possible!

Allen February 14, 2003 at 8:46 am

What about hte twist!!! i think think hes really rich!! who is going to win it pre recorded some call sarah and zora and ask them

Angel February 16, 2003 at 9:08 am

I think neither one of the girls will want to be with him because he lied. I also think the big twist is that MOJO was really a millionaire, and was in on the scheme from the beginning.

fdgh February 17, 2003 at 10:06 pm

Zora won.

Bella March 18, 2003 at 8:18 am

For some reason I also have this feeling that Mojo has money which is really the twist.

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