The Email Trail

by john on July 16, 2003

Inspired by Paolo’s recap of the Bush State of the Union comments regarding Iraq and a certain heavy metal, I present a chain of emails that may bring light to the situation:

—– Original Message —–
From: president@whitehouse.gov
To: marcia@whitehouse.gov
Sent: Thursday, July 3, 2003 4:30 PM
Subject: Re: CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS ASISTANCE.

HOT DAMN THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED!!!

> —– Original Message —–
> From: marcia@whitehouse.gov
> To: president@whitehouse.gov
> Sent: Friday, June 26, 2003 11:10 AM
> Subject: Fw: CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS ASISTANCE.
>
>
> > I think the American people have the right to know about this, sir.
> >
> > —– Original Message —–
> > From: sam@cia.gov
> > To: info@whitehouse.gov
> > Sent: Friday, June 26, 2003 11:07 AM
> > Subject: FW: CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS ASISTANCE.
> >
> >
> > > Smoking gun?
> > >
> > > —– Original Message —–
> > > From: Nigel@secretservice.uk
> > > To: sam@cia.gov
> > > Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 11:03 PM
> > > Subject: FW: CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS ASISTANCE.
> > >
> > >
> > > > Hey Sam, check this out. Saddam Hussein thinks he is buying 30 tons
> of
> > > uranium from
> > > > some guy in Nigeria. LOL!
> > > >
> > > > —– Original Message —–
> > > > From: Antonius@secretservice.it
> > > > To: Nigel@secretservice.uk
> > > > Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 1:04 PM
> > > > Subject: FW: CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS ASISTANCE.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > Haha, can you believe these guys?? ROFLMAO
> > > > >
> > > > > —– Original Message —–
> > > > > From: “FREDERICK MOBUTU SESE SEKO.”
> > > > > To: sales@secretservice.it
> > > > > Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2003 10:55 AM
> > > > > Subject: Fw: CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS ASISTANCE.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > Dear Sirs,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As you can see with your eyes I am under negotiations with certain
> > > high
> > > > > > level politcal figures for the aquisition of 30 tons of URANIMU,
> > which
> > > I
> > > > > > have secreted away with a private security company. Perhaps this
> > > > > > information is of value to you? Shall we say, the paltry sum of
> One
> > > > > Million
> > > > > > United States Dollars ( US$1,000,000.00 )?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Warmest regards,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Frederick Mobutu Sese-Seko.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > —– Original Message —–
> > > > > > From: “Saddam Hussein”
> > > > > > To: “FREDERICK MOBUTU SESE SEKO.”
> > > > > > Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 10:51 PM
> > > > > > Subject: RE: CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS ASISTANCE.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > THIS IS AN INTERESTING PROPOSITION TO ME. HOW MUCH ROOM DOES
> > THIRTY
> > > > > TONS
> > > > > > > TAKE?? I DO NOT HAVE MUCH SPACE.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > SADDAM
> > > > > > > > —– Original Message —–
> > > > > > > > From: “FREDERICK MOBUTU SESE SEKO.”
> > > > > > > > To: saddam_hussein@aol.com
> > > > > > > > Sent: Monday, June 23, 2003 9:08 PM
> > > > > > > > Subject: CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Good Day,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You may be surprise to receive this email since you do
> > > > > > > > not know me. I am the son of the late president of Nigeria,
> > > > > > > > President Mobutu Sese Seko. I presume
> > > > > > > > you are aware there is a financial dispute between my family (
> > THE
> > > > > > > MOBUTUS )
> > > > > > > > and the present civilian Government. This is based on what
> they
> > > > > believe
> > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > bad and corrupt governance on my late father’s part. May his
> > soul
> > > > rest
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > perfect peace. As you might have heard how a lot of my
> father’s
> > > bank
> > > > > > > account
> > > > > > > > in Switzerland and North America have been frozen I am helping
> > to
> > > > > raise
> > > > > > > capital
> > > > > > > > for a new business opportunity.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Following the above named reasons, I am soliciting for your
> > humble
> > > > > > > > and confidential assistance to take custody of THIRTY tons of
> > > > URANIUM
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > paltry sum of One Hundred Million United States
> > > > > > > > Dollars ( US$100,000,000.00 ), and also to front for me in the
> > > areas
> > > > > of
> > > > > > > business
> > > > > > > > you desire profitable.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This URANIAUM have secretly been deposited into a
> confidential
> > > > > Security
> > > > > > > > Company, where it can easily be withdrawn with the use of
heavy machinery.
> > > > > > > > The URANIUM will be released to you by the Security Company,
> > based
> > > > on
> > > > > my
> > > > > > > > recommendations, on that note, you will be presented as my
> > partner
> > > > who
> > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > be fronting for me and my family in any subsequent ventures.
> > > Myself
> > > > > and
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > mother have decided to give back 20% of the monies to you if
> you
> > > are
> > > > > > able
> > > > > > > to help us sell this URANIM.
> > > > > > > > We have also decided to give you any money spent on phone
> calls
> > > > > > > > or traveling expenses in the course of this transaction at the
> > end
> > > > of
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > transaction.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Please, I need your entire support and co-operation for the
> > > success
> > > > of
> > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > transaction, your utmost confidentiality and secrecy is
> highly
> > > > > > required,
> > > > > > > > due to my family’s present predicament. I sincerely will
> > appreciat
> > > e
> > > > > your
> > > > > > > > willingness to assist us as soon as possible.I am presently
> > > > > > > > in the refugee camp here in the Netherlands under the united
> > > nations
> > > > > > > refugee
> > > > > > > > camp in Netherlands.All correspondence must be by my email
> > address
> > > > > > > > frederickmobutu1@netscape.net and you can also call me on this
> > > > > telephone
> > > > > > > > number 0031-630-855-056 for more information on how we can
> > proceed
> > > > in
> > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > transaction. Please indicate your interest by sending your
> > > telephone
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > fax
> > > > > > > > number.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I sincerely will appreciate your acknowledgement as soon
> > > > > > > > as possible.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Warmest regards,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Frederick Mobutu Sese-Seko.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > NOTE:
> > > > > > > > ON YOUR INABILITY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION RESPOND TO ME AND
> > > > INFORM
> > > > > ME
> > > > > > > SO
> > > > > > > > I CAN LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
>

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Paolo's Weblog. November 19, 2003 at 11:42 am

Email trail

Yesterday’s post about the Nigerian-Italian-MI6-CIA connection sparked this very funny email trail on John’s Jottings .

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