Green Day Fans are Shit (I Mean THE Shit!!!!)

by john on November 5, 2003

Now that I am the favored chat board for Green Day fans I thought I’d share some of my favorite quotes from this highly educated, mature group:

“GREEN DAY YOU GUYS ARE THE SHIT!!
(please take note of the ‘the’ and that i didtn say that you guys are shit..you guys are THE shit!!)” – MY NAMES NOT JOE BUT GREEN DAY FUCKING ROOOOOCK!!!

“Umm.. catfish noodling person… Why don’t you use a fishing rod?” – Emmy

“Oh ya Catfish Noodeling is Random, who eva said that! I love Random to!!” – Emmy

“I AM THE BACKWARDS GLOVE!” – MY NAMES NOT JOE BUT GREEN DAY FUCKING ROOOOOCK!!!

“Oh and I’ve loved green day since I was 16 and wrote handwritten looooooong letters complete with pictures and poetry and my class schedule. I’d like to say I was being ironic but unfortunately I was very sincere. I’m 25 and married now and stuff. I still think they rock and even honeymooned (against the husband’s will) in Berkely and stuff but I didn’t stalk them or anything. Just sort of checking out the place.” – Deanna

“Catfish noodling now rocks my socks more than the family guy!” – AFinch17

“ill stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour!!” – biily

“cat fish noodling is the shit
green day is the shit
mikes bass skills are the shit
tres drums are the shit
billie joe IS the shit” – green day kicks ass

“i got here from greenday.com, and i just wanted to say DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT JUST WASTE THESE PEOPLE’S COMMENTS ON SAYINg “GREEN DAY RAWKS!” dudes, yall are the lame ones, but anyway GREEN DAY DOES FREAKIN ROCK!!!” – I AM JOE(!!!!!!)

And I’ll give the last word to a member of the Noodling intelligentsia:

“all the people who have written all of the stupid shit about green day are assholes this is a noodling web site but I guess thaet none of you know what that is cause you probably are not from Oklahoma so find the greenday web site and type your bull shit there.” – me

{ 16 comments }

F.O.D!!!! December 5, 2003 at 4:20 pm

GREENDAY RULES AND WHOEVERS WITH ME RULES TO!!!!!!!

Jimmy October 23, 2004 at 1:23 pm

GREENDAY KICKS ASS!! TRE IS THE BEST
MIKE IS THE BEST
AND BILLY JOE IS THE BEST!!!
THEYRE THE BEST BAND EVER
AND THERE FUCKIN AWSOME LIVE!!

Claudia December 23, 2004 at 5:28 pm

I THINK GREEN DAY FUCKEN ROCKS THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

green day master January 1, 2005 at 2:19 pm

green day is the best eva mike rocks i want mi hair style like that well im tryin to . billie joe is sick and i want his guitar on the time of ure life song. trecool is a mad drumer and is much better then the drummers out of busted and mcfly they r crap trecool has da best kit inda world

thnx for reading the truth about green day well it is true and anyone hu sez there shit ill kill um or hack on there computer.

gemma January 9, 2005 at 1:49 am

greenday r the best i think billy joe is fit, tre is so fukin crazy lol and mike rocks who ever hates greenday can go fuk them selves

billiejoesgirl March 27, 2005 at 2:51 pm

i am going to c green day in concert in june at milton keynes bowl duz ne1 no wot if green day r gd live or not and wot songs will they play cuz i rele liked sum of ther old songs beta than their new ones and i wondered if they wuld play ne of them???

p.s wot shuld i wear?? geez i am soooooooo excited

F.O.D.!!!! May 5, 2005 at 2:09 pm

Green Day is the best band ever, you asshole!
Billie Joe is the best!!!
They´re all damn good punk rocker, so Fuck off and die!

natalie May 31, 2005 at 2:56 pm

GREEN DAY KICKS ASS TO ALL THE OTHER BANDS!
BILLIE IS SUPER HOT!
MIKE ROCKS!
TRE IS SO COOL!!

kerplunkFreak39 July 26, 2005 at 6:49 pm

ever notice how people always but billies picture and then put Green day dont get me wrong I am obsessed with Green Day I love them but they make it seem as if billie was the only member of gd what about tre and mike they are all freakin hot and they rock ass

Kujo September 18, 2005 at 2:00 pm

I hate Green Day they are so stupid so kiss my ass

BIllie Joe Luva October 6, 2005 at 2:37 am

FUCK YEA GREEN DAY ROCK!
ANYONE WHO DOESNT LYK THEM CAN GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE FOR ALL I CARE!

GREEN DAY ROCK MY WORLD

prue February 11, 2006 at 6:16 pm

Who ever doesnt like green day, can take a long walk off a short bridge. They can also go fuck them self. so go to HELL Green Day haters!

D 4 a day March 8, 2006 at 6:49 pm

fuck noodling, catfish sucks, green day rocks the shit out of anything and anyone who doesnt think so can go fuck some faggy boy band

mary_gd March 26, 2006 at 10:49 am

green day is the best, fuck off, you asshole, GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!

sdfgfd March 27, 2006 at 4:59 pm

green day rock, i love dem i like dem since i was 11 ‘n’ now im 13

11131518 March 27, 2006 at 5:06 pm

HEY HOWEVA DOESNT LIKE GREEN DAY DONT NO WAT GD MUSIC IS, DA PPL HU DONT LIKE GREEN DAY SUCK!!!!!!

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