Smooth

by john on December 15, 2003

A simple quiz:

After a night of drinking your significant other suggests that they should lose ten pounds. Your correct response is:

A) You are perfect the way you are.
B) What?! If anything you need to gain a few pounds.
C) Ten? Try twenty!

If you said C you lose, just like these losers. I’m still trying to envision how one attacks with four kitchen knives.

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